What was the first thing you remember seeing of America?
A black man. It was at the American embassy [in Moscow], and all I had known were Caucasian people with blond hair, brunette hair, and sometimes red hair. You’re never really taught about anything else. I think I was frightened. And the beautiful thing was, the man spoke Russian. He explained to me that there are people in this world who are of different color. Being seven and a half, I asked him, “Does that mean there are purple people in this world?”
Speaking of Mila Kunis, she showed up on The Tonight Show (with Conan O’Brien) on Tuesday night. I don’t really remember what was talked about, even though I’ve since re-watched it one more time. All that I take from this, is how well she cleans up (since she’s usually in a t-shirt and jeans/shorts in her films) especially in that yellow dress. She’s Russian too, which is something I didn’t know beforehand, but that’s neither here, nor there.
What’s really important here, is that Mila Kunis is Official. There was a lot of evidence leading up to this, which is important for you to know, since it shows you that crushes/desires don’t come so easy on my end. And if the upcoming ballerina movie, (Black Swan directed by Darren Aronofsky) which supposedly features an “Aggressive, Angry Sex" scene between her and Natalie Portman, is the real deal, well the sky is really the limit here.
Today, Extract comes out. It’s written by Mike Judge, whom I’m sure you all know is responsible for Beavis & Butthead, King of the Hill, Office Space, & Idiocracy. I’m hoping to see this fairly soon (but probably won’t) until then and until you kids catch this film, here’s our good old friends Beavis & Butthead doing one of the better reviews of I’ve ever experienced. If you see it, let me know what you think. It’s got Bateman, Wiig, Kunis, & a half-baked Affleck after all.