GPOYW - The Now That I’m 29, Shit Is Gonna Get Real Edition
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(Photo by James)

Dr. James H-Bomb

Lauren Thermopolis
Now that the anniversary of my niece’s existence has come and gone, the time for the November Birthday Assault has gone into full effect. Today’s lucky winners would be my homepiece Dr. James H-Bomb & the frumpy Lauren “Frump Monster” Thermopolis. Everyone give them a hi-five for making it through another year of life. Actually, strike that, buy them fools a drank!!! ¡Feliz Cumpleaños Compadres!
Notable Birthdays Today: Adolphe Sax (1814, inventor of the saxophone), John Phillip Sousa (1854, composer “Stars & Stripes Forever”), Sally Field (1946, actress “Gidget” & “Norma Rae”), Arturo Sandoval (1949, Cuban-born trumpeter), Maria Shriver (1955, Kennedy & Mrs. Schwarzenegger), Ethan Hawke (1970, actor “Great Expectations” & “Reality Bites”), Thandie Newton (1972, actress “Crash” & “RocknRolla”), Taryn Manning (1978, actress “8 Mile” & “Hustle & Flow”), Lamar Odom (1979, Los Angeles Lakers Basketball Player), Rebecca Romijn (1972, Model/Actress “X-men 1,2, &3”), & Emma Stone (1988, actress “Super Bad’ & “Zombieland”).
This week’s Major Dude Award goes out to my boy J. After years & fucking years of being in school, the man finally pwned us all and received his Doctorate of Wreckage & Letters Degree in Jedi Mind Powers. From UCLA no less. Let’s all give him a round of applause and the next time you see him, buy the guy a drink, after all, he’s got to make up for some lost time.